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August 29, 2026

This Is Who Columbia Uses to Fight Medical Misinformation

This Is Who Columbia Uses to Fight Medical Misinformation I would like the record to reflect that I did not start this conversation. I made a fucking video about Lake America. That was it...

August 26, 2026

Hasan Piker Didn’t Change. Democrats Just Started Losing.

Hasan Piker Didn’t Change. Democrats Just Started Losing. Spare me the sudden Democratic panic over Hasan Piker. Seriously. Hasan Piker did not wake up this week, stretch, crack open a...

August 24, 2026

The WNBA Walked Straight Into Enes Kanter Freedom’s Trap

The WNBA Walked Straight Into Enes Kanter Freedom’s Trap There are political stunts, and then there is Enes Kanter Freedom apparently deciding the WNBA needed to learn a lesson by becoming...

August 23, 2026

First Hakeem Jeffries is trending. Now Chuck the Fuck Schumer.

Jesus fucking Christ. First Hakeem Jeffries is trending. Now Chuck the Fuck Schumer. What a beautiful fucking Sunday. I have wanted Chuck Schumer launched into political retirement for...

August 19, 2026

Tim Pool–Alex Jones mess

There is something genuinely fascinating happening in the Tim Pool–Alex Jones mess, and it has almost nothing to do with whether you like Tim Pool. I don’t particularly care whether you...

August 18, 2026

Tucker Carlson is what happens when penis dribble gains consciousness

Tucker Carlson is what happens when penis dribble gains consciousness, parts its hair, buys a microphone, and starts hallucinating amendments to the fucking Constitution. His latest stroke...

August 15, 2026

When Did Supporting Israel Become a Sin?

When Did Supporting Israel Become a Sin? At some point, apparently, supporting Israel became incompatible with being a good Catholic. I must have missed the memo. Because lately there seems...

August 13, 2026

There are politicians who hold office

There are politicians who issue carefully sanitized statements, pose for the obligatory photos, vote the party line, and disappear until the next election cycle. And then there’s New Jersey...

August 12, 2026

I’m a conservative Republican. I’m MAGA. I’m a Zionist.

I’m a conservative Republican. I’m MAGA. I’m a Zionist. I believe the threat from Iran has been allowed to drag on for far too long, and I’m sick of watching the world play geopolitical...

August 11, 2026

Public Consent Is Not an Optional Fucking Accessory

Public Consent Is Not an Optional Fucking Accessory Let’s be crystal fucking clear: I support the Irish people standing up and saying their country, their communities, their culture, and...

August 10, 2026

Tucker Carlson’s Descent Into Madness: What the Fuck Happened to You?

Tucker Carlson’s Descent Into Madness: What the Fuck Happened to You? Tucker Carlson, what the fuck happened to you? Seriously. Because I remember when you were one of the few people in...

August 9, 2026

HASAN PIKER BUILT THE AMERICAN DREAM SELLING CONTEMPT FOR AMERICA

HASAN PIKER BUILT THE AMERICAN DREAM SELLING CONTEMPT FOR AMERICA At some point, “edgy streamer” stops being an excuse. And when politicians start treating Hasan Piker like a legitimate...

August 7, 2026

Democrats Keep Treating the Far Left Like a Sidekick. Eventually, the Sidekick Takes the Whee

Democrats Keep Treating the Far Left Like a Sidekick. Eventually, the Sidekick Takes the Wheel. For years, establishment Democrats have played a dangerous little game with the activist...

August 3, 2026

Spain’s Border Policy Ended With a 500-Meter Pool Noodle

Spain’s Border Policy Ended With a 500-Meter Pool Noodle If satire is dead, governments killed it. An estimated 50,000+ people rushed Spain’s border around Ceuta in less than 48 hours. It...

July 31, 2026

The State That Thinks You’re Stupid

The State That Thinks You’re Stupid By AmyButtermaker New Jersey politicians must think we’re complete fucking idiots. Back in June, they proudly announced $20.2 million in taxpayer-funded...

July 29, 2026

Fuck You, Dr. Fauci.

Fuck You, Dr. Fauci. Yeah, I said it. Fuck you, Dr. Fauci. Not because you became a political lightning rod. Not because cable news turned you into a celebrity. Because while you were...

July 28, 2026

Wake the Fuck Up

Wake the Fuck Up I keep hearing people tell me, “Nobody wants socialism.” Really? Then explain why one of the fastest-growing organizations on the American left just published a platform...

July 27, 2026

The Left Can’t Win the Argument, So They Attack the Person

The Left Can’t Win the Argument, So They Attack the Person You know what’s become hilarious? The modern left doesn’t debate. They diagnose. They insult. They label. They throw a tantrum...

July 4, 2026

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